what day is it and did you see me today?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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