Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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