So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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