there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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