My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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