Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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