and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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