Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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