what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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