My hand turned me down
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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