I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
They are going to name an STD after you.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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