so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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