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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I smell stomach acid.
I've blown a few things in my day
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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she told me i tasted like america
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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