nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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