It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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