I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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