In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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