its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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