I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
where am i from again
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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