U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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