Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Your penis caused this!
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