we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Randomize
