Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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