You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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