I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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