i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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