Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
we should paint friendship bongs
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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