So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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