he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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