you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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