We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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