How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
