The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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