awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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