If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.