I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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