Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she was so not down for the gang bang
well I can't set my house on fire every night
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
