The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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