hell yes lets make some ravioli
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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