I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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