Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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