The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Randomize
