Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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