At least make sure they are 18
Why
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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