I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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