no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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