Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
