he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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