I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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