the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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