best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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