Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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