So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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