New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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