That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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