Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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