seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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