just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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