Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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