maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she peed on how many people?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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