guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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